She is a dreamer

Here lies a girl reading a book in bed. They call her Rachel. She rolls over to her side, writes a song or two, falls asleep, and wakes up to a blaring alarm. She drives to school half asleep with a bleary look in her eye. She puts on her happy face and walks into school. She tries to stay awake through a class or two. She bites her nails throughout gym with the words "kill me please" tattooed upon her forehead. She drives home quietly singing along to whatever her current fixation is, occasionally belting out a song or two when the mood hits her. She slowly drives to work and puts on her happy face again. She returns home and contemplates sleep, blocking out the words of those who surround her. She's dying to just be alone for a while. Truly alone in an open space, a blank canvas. A place where only she and her art exists. Nothing can separate her from her dreams. And as she falls back asleep, she smiles; her dreams are the only thing she lives for, the only place she even begins to live.

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splinteryourspine:

splinteryourspine:

I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off

now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car

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mrcraabs:

roses are red

violets are blue

sunflowers are yellow

i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts

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teevil:

The Fellowship by joebot - Sold on June 4th at http://teefury.com http://on.fb.me/LewfUZ

I might have to buy this…

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teevil:

The Fellowship by joebot - Sold on June 4th at http://teefury.com http://on.fb.me/LewfUZ

I might have to buy this…

I’m really starting to miss New York

Now I remember why I wanted to leave in the first place. 

All this bullshit here is bringin me down again.

I hate it here.

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codons:

this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again 

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takeoffyourpantsandjagket:

I TOLD THIS GIRL THAT HER BOTFRIEND IS GAY BC OF SOETHING HE SAID TO ME AND I AWAS JUST KIDDING BUT SHE STARETED FREAKIGN OIUT SAYING I COULDNT TELL ANYINE BECAUSE ITS A COVEIR UP RELATIONSHIP IM SMCREAMING

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thighbone:

i once fancied this boy in a wheelchair

so i told my friend

who looked at me dead in the eye and said

“well, at least this one can’t run away from you”

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(Source: funny-hourly-pics)

closed4captioning:

teagypsy:

billowbe:

shuraiya:

nevereatdirt:

pettyartist:

hitoshura0:

easternstarlights:

soujizz:

persona 3: you walk up stairs at night

Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything.

Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today.
Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars

Monkey Island.
You pick up things and use them sometimes.

Zork
You type shit then do shit while you have to write shit down so you don’t get lost and die.

Professor Layton
Some guy drags you around England and makes you solve puzzles for no discernible reason while also putting you in mortal danger

Snowboard Kids: You snowboard down a mountain.

Ace Attorney : Never-ending jury duty.

Earthbound: Travel the world composing a lullaby because a magic fly told you to.

Empire Earth: This game is a game that I have had for over ten years and still cannot manage to beat without computer help. Also the graphics are terrible.

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closed4captioning:

teagypsy:

billowbe:

shuraiya:

nevereatdirt:

pettyartist:

hitoshura0:

easternstarlights:

soujizz:

persona 3: you walk up stairs at night

Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything.

Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today.

Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars

Monkey Island.

You pick up things and use them sometimes.

Zork

You type shit then do shit while you have to write shit down so you don’t get lost and die.

Professor Layton

Some guy drags you around England and makes you solve puzzles for no discernible reason while also putting you in mortal danger

Snowboard Kids: You snowboard down a mountain.

Ace Attorney : Never-ending jury duty.

Earthbound: Travel the world composing a lullaby because a magic fly told you to.

Empire Earth: This game is a game that I have had for over ten years and still cannot manage to beat without computer help. Also the graphics are terrible.

(Source: effyeahpegasister)

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So… JD

I just downloaded “Hey there Delilah”

Just thought you’d want to know…

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  • *flips through channels*
  • me: hmm... lets watch america's most wanted
  • me: right before bed
  • 3 hours later
  • me: DO I LOCK MY DOORS SO THEY CANT COME IN THROUGH THE DOORS, OR DO I LEAVE IT OPEN BECAUSE IF THEY COME IN THROUGH THE WINDOWS ILL BE ABLE TO ESCAPE FASTER