March 2011
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
24,733 notes
Mar 1st
39,816 notes
Gym class is embarrassing.
Mar 1st
February 2011
it feels like the happiness has left my eyes.
Feb 28th
Feb 28th
101,565 notes
I can’t seem to enjoy being with my friends anymore. :(
Feb 28th
I do not know how my parents put up with me
Another meltdown. Another day. If I were them, I would have thrown my ass on the street by now. I don’t know what’s wrong with me. It’s been taking the slightest thing to set me off. Today it was my contacts and food. My eye doctor is a liar so I was flipping out about that and then I couldn’t find anything to eat. Insert meltdown. Thinking about school is making me just....
Feb 28th
Feb 25th
2,574 notes
Swindle →
Hm. I wonder if there are other uses?
Feb 25th
Feb 25th
228 notes
trying not to be obnoxious and correct foreigners on their English…
Feb 25th
They bombed the airports in Libya.
pr0kemon: Now they’re sure no other country will interfere and everyone can be killed. It’s disgusting. No one seems to care and probably no one will reblog this.  This disgusts me beyond belief. this is actually fucking happening in this world and all you’re going to probably do is glance at this and re-blog a kitten. if you could do anything, just fucking re-blog this. I hate the world. Emo...
Feb 24th
36,114 notes
Tom Milsom is so clever
tommilsom: holypeaches: things we did in science - watched a video of justin bieber getting shot watched a video of justin bieber bald watched a video of some lions chasing a buffalo talked about jersey shore talked about skins talked about sports took a water break things we did not do in science - science But what POWERS that Internet, Olga? What makes water arrive through the...
Feb 23rd
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Only Cool Walruses Wear Floaties: They Say Humans... →
billowbe: alkalineinsomnia: Yeah, pretty much. At one time. I swear, the next time I see a TV show or a movie or a comic or an acid-tripping duck use that line, I am going to hit the responsible party with a refrigerator. See, yeah, humans only use 10% of their brain’s capacity, but that’s only at a single given moment…. Actually, from what I’ve learned, that entire concept is completely...
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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anyone know what I'm talking about?
That ferris wheel picture where it’s like. Fucking unsafe ferris wheel. It has some gross girly quote and then hillarious commentry commenting on the unsafeness of the quote. Anyway. Link me if you find it please.
Feb 22nd
Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
14 notes
Feb 21st
52 notes
Feb 20th
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Feb 19th
27 notes
Gym class can suck my dick. I hate high school.
Feb 18th
Feb 18th
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Fashion lesson of the day: white tights make you look fatter.
Feb 17th
http://uselessregrets.tumblr.com/post/3339243395/be-strong-like-lady-gaga
Feb 17th
Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Be strong like Lady Gaga!
When life gives you a Bad Romance, forget about his Brown Eyes cause that boy is a Monster. Show your Poker Face, buy a new Telephone, call Alejandro, and Just Dance cause there are plenty more Boys, Boys, Boys available for a Love Game that will understand that you were Born this Way and won’t change just for the Paparazzi.
Feb 17th
The Riot: We Could Be Upset with Justin Bieber,... →
theriotmag: Apparently, Canadian pop star Justin Bieber has not yet gotten the sort of media coaching he obviously needs. How do I know this? Because of this excerpt from his interview with Rolling Stone: “I really don’t believe in abortion,” Bieber says. “It’s like killing a baby?” How about in cases of…
Feb 17th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Dreams do come true. →
Thought you would enjoy this, Jenna.
Feb 13th
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RT @hexachordal: If you read this tweet, you must instantly retweet it.
Feb 13th
I have never understood blowing tons of money on valentine’s day. Seems like a waste to me. Why don’t you just cherish your time together?
Feb 12th
This kid in ridiculously cute. If only he wasn’t a junior and I actually had time for a relationship and he was interested.
Feb 10th
Das Poop →
Watching the video is mandatory.
Feb 8th
Feb 8th
31,339 notes
So I ran into my car today… that was painful.
Feb 7th
Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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I’m afraid of 28 out of 69 common fears.  →
Bold the things you’re afraid of and put your score at the top. the dark staying single forever being a parent (I’m not afraid. I just don’t want to be.) giving birth (I do not plan on this ever happening. Now if this said getting pregnant, I would bold it. I would die if I got pregnant. LIFE RUINED) being myself in front of others open spaces closed spaces heights dogs ...
Feb 7th
17,446 notes
Spell your full name without an... →
whimsynotions: illthinkofitlater: thatquietkid: grow-a-pear: Hut Joth But  d Wow… Ot Ho… I’m serious. Ugh. Jen Jen. I guess I am a ho. T-T At least I get paid.
Feb 7th
155,561 notes
Feb 6th
true that. @bustedtees http://bit.ly/3Cp0TB
Feb 5th