March 2012
Spend three hours making a skirt with expensive...
Try it on Looks like shit Greatttttt
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making arm warmers and watching jackie chan...
Psh. What’s homework? I do not know this word you speak. 
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From Two Perspectives
Rachel: How have you had the same phone that long? Aren't you a serial phone killer
Me: We talked about that too.
Me: It's right there. Look.
Past Me: I lose phones too much to keep all my contacts. I never delete any, but yeah.
Past Rachel: Ah. Still the same. Breakin and losin your phones. After i broke two my dad bought me a case and said i break this one i have to buy a new one.
Past Me: Yup. I got a bit better about it after a while. Then once I found myself in possession of an iPhone, my caution meter rose a good 120%. Never really broke a phone though.
Past Rachel: Well Duh. those things cost like a billion dollars.
Past Me: Seriously. When my mom got them, all I could think was, "What?" It didn't really make any sense.
Me: What's funny is I did break ONE phone. And I talk about it right after saying I "never really broke" one. I'm not sure what my logic was there.
Me: I guess that it was actually my ass they broke the phone?
Me: THAF broke*
Me: That was an autocorrect correction that I decided to just leave uncorrected.
Me: I don't mess with thaf shot.
Rachel: That came in like ten messages out of order. I think i learned the correct order. Except the one about your mom. No idea where that one goes.
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RACHEL'S PERSPECTIVE NOW
First off, I'd like to say that I had no idea I was being sent a conversation we had previously had. I'd like to think that the messages would have made more sense had I known, but it was probably better that I didn't. I just thought JD was having a conversation with himself through me. Anyway, here is the order I got them in.
Me: How have you had the same phone that long? Aren't you a serial phone killer
JD: I lose phones too much to keep all my contacts. I never delete any, but yeah. Ah. Still the same. Breakin and losin your phones. After I broke two my dad
JD: It's right there. Look.
JD: When my mom got them, all I could think was, "What?" It didn't really make any sense.
JD: We talked about that too.
JD: bought me a case and said if i break this one i have to buy a new one. Yup. I got a bit better about it after a while. Then once I found myself in posse
JD: What's funny is I did break ONE phone. And I talk about it right after saying I "never really broke" one. I'm not sure what my logic was there.
JD: ssion of an iPhone, my caution meter rose a good 120%. Never really broke a phone though. Well Duh. those things cost like a billion dollars. Seriously.
JD: I guess that it was actually my ass they broke the phone?
JD: THAF broke*
JD: That was an autocorrect correction that I decided to just leave uncorrected.
JD: I don't mess with thaf shot.
Me: That came in like ten messages out of order. I think i learned the correct order. Except the one about your mom. No idea where that one goes.
JD: Well, I'm really curious to see what order it got sent in.
JD: That sounds potentially hilarious.
JD: Actually, I think you should post this.
Me: To tumblr?
JD: Yeah, like you post your side, then I'll reblog with the correct one, or I'll post mine, and then you reblog with the incorrect one. I just think this mi
JD: Yeah, I'll post mine first.
JD: ght end up being like the greatest thing ever.
Me: Know what's even better? I got that one out of order too.
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snarg: YOUR WEAVE IS UGLY LAQUISHA UGLY
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Apparently, you cannot post fan mail.
You can, however, send yourself fanmail. 
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And the regretsy out of context comment of the day...
“I’ve always thought that “Hot pocket” sounded like a euphemism for vagina.”
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OH MY GOD
I JUST FOUND A TV SHOW ON NETFLIX CALLED DINO SQUAD!!! ONCE I FINISH JACKIE CHAN ADVENTURES I AM SO WATCHING IT!!!!
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$33 later...
This part needs to get here like right now.
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I just fucking broke my bobbin case
In case you don’t know what this means, it means that my sewing machine is UNUSEABLE until I find out how to get a new one and how much the new one is. Thank god my ID still works in the studio. BUT SERIOUSLY! WHY DID THIS HAVE TO FUCKING HAPPEN. Apparently, it is impossible to shirr on my machine. Great to know after I’ve broken the fucking thing. I need to buy another sewing machine...
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She is a dreamer: closed4captioning:... →
closed4captioning: uselessregrets: closed4captioning: uselessregrets replied to your post: I Need To Move Out when are you moving out? Not within any time period I am aware of, unfortunately. I might possibly be interested. Not quite sure yet. I’m dropping out of Pratt. not sure what I’m doing next year but… Alright. Just so long as you’re okay with inexplicable amounts of underwear...
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closed4captioning: uselessregrets replied to your post: I Need To Move Out when are you moving out? Not within any time period I am aware of, unfortunately. I might possibly be interested. Not quite sure yet. I’m dropping out of Pratt. not sure what I’m doing next year but I’ve been told that they need my bedroom for my sister. My dad said they’re thinking about...
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Little known fact about me:
I’m actually a really good shopper. Take today for instance: four pairs of shoes for $50. Not my personal record (6 pair for $50), but a good second. 
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kadoatie: hicka bicka boo? hoo sha
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