This mojito beer thing has an okay beginning taste, but it has an aftertaste of rye bread. It’s like eating a strange liquid sandwich.
so I took this mojito beer thing from the refrigerator and I snuck it upstairs and I’m thinking maybe I should have just taken a regular beer cause I can’t find the expiration date on this thing and it tastes like ass.
myspacefamosity: ok … why?
frezned: When I was going through customs there was a couple with a brand new baby that didn’t have a name yet and the customs dude was like “I can’t let someone into the country without a name to put on the form” and they’re like “but he doesn’t have a name yet” and the customs dude was like “well I dunno what I’m gonna do” so they named the baby after the customs dude right there
beellette: dad just said “there should be a netflix for books” five minutes later he shouted “THE LIBRARY”
My eleventh grade English teacher was a guy named Paul MacAdam. I got a D in the...– John Green, excerpt from his 2008 speech at the Alan Conference (via speciousstuff)