I just downloaded “Hey there Delilah” Just thought you’d want to know…
*flips through channels*
me: hmm... lets watch america's most wanted
me: right before bed
3 hours later
me: DO I LOCK MY DOORS SO THEY CANT COME IN THROUGH THE DOORS, OR DO I LEAVE IT OPEN BECAUSE IF THEY COME IN THROUGH THE WINDOWS ILL BE ABLE TO ESCAPE FASTER
spiffyrock21: OH MY GOD OKAY SO I WAS AT MY FRIEND NICK’S HOUSE AND HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO HIS PARENTS AND HE SAID “mom dad i’m straight…” AND THEY LOOKED SO CONFUSED BUT THEN HE SAID “STRAIGHT UP BISEXUAAAAAALLLLL” AND LEAPED OUT OF THE ROOM I’M NOT JOKING THIS IS HIS IDEA OF COMING OUT I’M GOING TO PISS.
pockytardis: gaymeoutofmymind: this is officially the gayest thing i have ever seen this is the gayest thing i’ve ever seen and i’ve seen a gay threesome and i am gay that is literally how impossibly gay this is just how the fuck did three guys agree to do this together how did they even decide to
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Britain: Excuse Me
America: Get the fuck out of my way
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