June 2012
1 tag
So... JD
I just downloaded “Hey there Delilah”
Just thought you’d want to know…
*flips through channels*
me: hmm... lets watch america's most wanted
me: right before bed
3 hours later
me: DO I LOCK MY DOORS SO THEY CANT COME IN THROUGH THE DOORS, OR DO I LEAVE IT OPEN BECAUSE IF THEY COME IN THROUGH THE WINDOWS ILL BE ABLE TO ESCAPE FASTER
spiffyrock21:
OH MY GOD OKAY SO I WAS AT MY FRIEND NICK’S HOUSE AND HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO HIS PARENTS AND HE SAID “mom dad i’m straight…” AND THEY LOOKED SO CONFUSED BUT THEN HE SAID “STRAIGHT UP BISEXUAAAAAALLLLL” AND LEAPED OUT OF THE ROOM I’M NOT JOKING THIS IS HIS IDEA OF COMING OUT I’M GOING TO PISS.
8 tags
Watchpockytardis:
gaymeoutofmymind:
this is officially the gayest thing i have ever seen
this is the gayest thing i’ve ever seen and i’ve seen a gay threesome and i am gay that is literally how impossibly gay this is
just how the fuck did three guys agree to do this together how did they even decide to
1 tag
1 tag
“I try so hard not to generalize men, you know? I try SO hard. But then the other...”
– My friend Marissa, talking at the beach yesterday (paraphrased). (via bigfatfeminist)
Yeah it’s fine to hate rapists and people who sexually assault but it is never okay to just hate all men.
It’s never okay to hate a group of people based on their sex, race, sexuality, etc.
Saying “they” and...
Britain: Excuse Me
Mexico: Perdon
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
Canada: Sorry
America: Get the fuck out of my way
May 2012
2 tags
confidential:
milk-crisis:
fuckyeahashes:
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