She is a dreamer

Her name is Rachel.

Guess who fell asleep on the hand she wrote on… Again?

Guess who fell asleep on the hand she wrote on… Again?

Throwback to the first time I ever cut open a honeydew melon, and freaked out because I thought there was an alien embryo inside. No one told me these had seeds. #tbt

Throwback to the first time I ever cut open a honeydew melon, and freaked out because I thought there was an alien embryo inside. No one told me these had seeds. #tbt

Save your grunting for the bedroom, y’all.

Save your grunting for the bedroom, y’all.

At the Y with @lexxlexxlexx16

At the Y with @lexxlexxlexx16

So I’m trying to be mad, and then he does sweet shit like buying me the most beautiful teapot. I wish I could say my affections can’t be bought…

So I’m trying to be mad, and then he does sweet shit like buying me the most beautiful teapot. I wish I could say my affections can’t be bought…

Made my bed today for the first time in probably 15 years.

Made my bed today for the first time in probably 15 years.

#relaventmusic #itsfriday

#relaventmusic #itsfriday

Buzzfeed is the best. #sorryJ

Buzzfeed is the best. #sorryJ

How I feel about traffic

How I feel about traffic

You know. It’s funny how things change depending on your situation. If my mom had ever suggested smoothies and eggs for dinner while I was living at home, I would have thought she had lost it, but tonight it just sounded so perfect.

You know. It’s funny how things change depending on your situation. If my mom had ever suggested smoothies and eggs for dinner while I was living at home, I would have thought she had lost it, but tonight it just sounded so perfect.

#fml #trauma #revengeofthemoths

#fml #trauma #revengeofthemoths

#preach

#preach

In case you wanted to know what else I got in the mail the other day…

In case you wanted to know what else I got in the mail the other day…

In case you can’t tell, that’s a cup taped to the couch. My sister, ladies and gentlemen.

In case you can’t tell, that’s a cup taped to the couch. My sister, ladies and gentlemen.

Went to aldi and got all this for $13.18!!!

Went to aldi and got all this for $13.18!!!