She is a dreamer

Her name is Rachel.

So I tell my dad that I’m gonna take one day off of work a week and he starts lecturing me about how I don’t make any money and how when he was my age, he paid for everything himself and how I don’t pay for anything (which is not true. I pay my student loans, my gas, anything I want to buy like clothes or food or beauty products or movies, I pay for any activity I do, my allergy shots, and I donate a decent amount of money to charity). So I ask him to tell me what to pay for. And he’s like you don’t pay for your cell phone or car insurance. And I’m like. Ask me for the money and I’ll give it to you. You don’t tell me anything. Not to mention that I work almost full time and I do make money. So I go to my room and write him a check for my car insurance and cell phone bill and HE WON’T TAKE IT! I don’t understand! WHAT DOES HE WANT FROM ME?!?!

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theninjapirate:

”where do you wanna go to dinner?”

”i don’t care”

”ok”

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this is what we need. 

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getoffmybloghoe:

heard you were talking shit 

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getoffmybloghoe:

heard you were talking shit 

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forever-classyx:

Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked.  Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want.  If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back!  It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.

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thedailywhat:

Didn’t See That Coming of the Day: Kai the Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker Wanted for Murder
This morning, the authorities in Union County, New Jersey issued an arrest warrant for the 34-year-old Caleb Lawrence McGillvary (better known as Kai the Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker) in connection to the homicide of a 73-year-old attorney named Joseph Galfy, Jr. According to the local news station WABC, the 73-year-old man was found bludgeoned to death in his home in Clark, New Jersey earlier this week on Monday. His current whereabouts remains unknown and a reward of $5,000 is being offered for his arrest.

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thedailywhat:

Didn’t See That Coming of the Day: Kai the Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker Wanted for Murder

This morning, the authorities in Union County, New Jersey issued an arrest warrant for the 34-year-old Caleb Lawrence McGillvary (better known as Kai the Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker) in connection to the homicide of a 73-year-old attorney named Joseph Galfy, Jr. According to the local news station WABC, the 73-year-old man was found bludgeoned to death in his home in Clark, New Jersey earlier this week on Monday. His current whereabouts remains unknown and a reward of $5,000 is being offered for his arrest.

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shixn:

i think my priest might be gay????? i mean he keeps saying “ah, men” after every prayer

tastefullyoffensive:

[kelsey]

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tastefullyoffensive:

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norsegays:

astrolope:

People being angry about ~dem gays~ on Target’s Facebook.

I just want to give my two cents on this and tell you a story.

A couple weeks ago, I was hired at Target. I have a job at Target. Not a big deal right?

It is a big deal because i’m a transman

It doesn’t take a genius to conclude that it’s hard for me, my brothers, and sisters to get a job. There are legal restraints regarding the job and if you don’t pass, it’s hard to be taken seriously at a job interview.

Right on the application, it asks what your preferred name is. It also asks if there is anything that target should know. I put the fact that I am a transman, expecting not to get a call because usually when you put that down, people will throw out the application. I got TWO interviews.

At the interview, they asked me about it. I told them I am on hormones and they told me that they didn’t care. Not in the sense that they don’t emotionally care, but that it didn’t matter. I was male and that’s all that mattered. They also told me that they give sex same couples benefits in states that do not recognize them as a married couple.

At my job orientation, I was not misgendered once. Even my supervisors who weren’t sure of my gender avoided pronoun use, which I found only happens when you’ve had pronoun training. They gave me a name tag with my preferred name and didn’t ask questions. I felt safe and respected, which is huge for a trans* person.

TLDR: Target is amazing not just for the LGB, but also the T. Shop there for the rest of your life.

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phosphorescences:

del0ppus:

If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think

truu this guy told me he liked this song by tech n9ne and by the end of that song i saw much more clearly that he was a douchebag

Reblog this if you like Harry Potter. No questions, just do. It’ll make sense later.

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nicodidevilo:

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OH MY GOD IT ALL MAKES SENSE

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Daniel Handler, AKA Lemony Snicket, gives love advice on twitter. (Part 1)