She is a dreamer

Sorry I've been so MIA as of late guys

Sat, 25 May 2013 23:03:40 -0400

I don’t know why, and this is going to sound really weird, but lately, every time I get on tumblr, I start to feel physically ill. So yeah. I’m taking a bit of a hiatus.

idiotsonfb: Kaite probably won’t ever get it.

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:06:39 -0400

idiotsonfb:

Kaite probably won’t ever get it.

iamonlydorb: sucysucyfivedolla: the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg oh no...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:47:22 -0400

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

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Thu, 23 May 2013 19:45:50 -0400

yelyahwilliams: hellogiggles: FLORIDA TEEN ARRESTED FOR...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:43:31 -0400

yelyahwilliams:

hellogiggles:

FLORIDA TEEN ARRESTED FOR DATING
by Julia Gazdag
http://bit.ly/18l8xRo

This just blew my mind :(

yelyahwilliams: sweetdreams-mylove: livelaughlove1995: pizzafo...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:41:01 -0400

yelyahwilliams:

sweetdreams-mylove:

livelaughlove1995:

pizzaforpresident:

nightofthelivingdebt:

originaldarling:

Michael Buble’ pulls a fan on stage to sing with him and get’s shocked to hell when his fan has talent!

“Holy shit balls!”

This is awesome.

LOOK HOW EXCITED HE GETS OMG

I LOVE THIS

This is my new favourite

I LOVE THIS

kattygirls:

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:37:25 -0400

kattygirls:

nbcemployee: the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:36:50 -0400

nbcemployee:

the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship

fishingboatproceeds: Mind says 14 minutes. Clock says 2 years.

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:36:29 -0400

fishingboatproceeds:

Mind says 14 minutes. Clock says 2 years.

Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an...

Wed, 22 May 2013 06:52:21 -0400

Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?

jesusfreakinglucifer: i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:55:48 -0400

jesusfreakinglucifer:

i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then after a while it just becomes completely unironic like i used hot diggity once as a joke and now i say it all the time im telling you ironic phrases are like gateway drugs to being openly mocked

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Tue, 21 May 2013 21:54:57 -0400

tastefullyoffensive: [via]

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:51:38 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

thefrogman: I am a team player.

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:51:00 -0400

thefrogman:

I am a team player.

fishingboatproceeds: the-blog-of-anne-frank: I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:48:03 -0400

fishingboatproceeds:

the-blog-of-anne-frank:

I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry

This. Changes. Everything.

Let's be freaks...: albinwonderland: I was standing in the bathroom with my 8-year-old...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:46:37 -0400

Let's be freaks...: albinwonderland: I was standing in the bathroom with my 8-year-old...:

albinwonderland:

I was standing in the bathroom with my 8-year-old niece and she saw me adjusting my top and said, completely serious and curious,

“Why do you want to look good?”

it took me aback for a moment.

“Sometimes because I want to. Sometimes because I feel like I should.”

“That’s…

Confession:

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:44:23 -0400

I’m really dreading my twentieth birthday.

ianthe: schmergo: ianthe: nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like...

Tue, 21 May 2013 08:26:40 -0400

ianthe:

schmergo:

ianthe:

nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues

FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…

It tastes like an accident

reasonsmysoniscrying: “I wouldn’t buy her the “dolly” movie for...

Tue, 21 May 2013 08:22:04 -0400

reasonsmysoniscrying:

“I wouldn’t buy her the “dolly” movie for Christmas.”
Submitted By: Dede B.
Location: Washington, United States

anus: laughingstation: people that have trouble gaining weight

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:44:10 -0400

anus:

laughingstation:

people that have trouble gaining weight